Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
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Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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