Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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