i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Who died my cat blue again?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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