Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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