So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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