Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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