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  • 86 66
    Submitted by electricworry on Mar 3, 10 at 3:53pm

    Someone's been visited by the Tool Fairy!

  • 80 73
    Submitted by whodat2006 on Mar 4, 10 at 2:28am

    Electric worry: ftw

  • 71 56
    Submitted by frog92 on Mar 4, 10 at 2:28am

    In soviet Russia hammer wakes up with you under pillow

  • 67 60
    Submitted by nicespelling on Mar 3, 10 at 10:05pm

    because your were hammered the night before. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 78 84
    Submitted by redhead11 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:46pm

    electricworry, So much better than a freaking quarter!

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 2:17pm

    I'm guessing he got laid when he was drunk and when she asked if he had protection he said NO I DONT OH I CANT BELIVE I WOULD FORGET THAT! And grabbed a hammer

  • 43 24
    Submitted by snagged on Jul 30, 11 at 5:40pm

    sorry 4 the wait

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 3, 10 at 4:25pm

    You just wanted to be able to get a girl into bed and then start making "Stop! Hammer time" jokes.

  • 61 61
    Submitted by johnson34 on Mar 3, 10 at 2:52pm

    That's stupid

  • 62 64
    Submitted by CaptainHammer on Mar 3, 10 at 9:08pm

    The hammer is my penis.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 3:27pm

    Yeah that's my guess too he needed it for protection. Drunk me takes words like that very literal as well.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by sandwichman on Mar 3, 10 at 1:21pm

    First.

  • 64 72
    Submitted by canonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 2:16pm

    you nailed your stupid hangover

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Ian9802 on Mar 11, 10 at 8:32pm

    Two words. Zombie Protection.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by crazyman217 on Feb 23, 11 at 3:50pm

    You're Thor?

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 2:17pm

    Hahaha I get It protection as in self defense hahaha

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 1:26pm

    Lame

  • 52 83
    Submitted by TurtlesInShells on Mar 3, 10 at 6:32pm

    Probably because you were so HAMMERED last night? Get it, get it?