they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
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I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I enjoy the company of your penis
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