so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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