I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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