I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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