So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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