we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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