Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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