i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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