you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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