Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize