If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize