we're blogging at a bar
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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