can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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