The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize