so explain again why im purple
no
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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