She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
So much Jack, so little girl.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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