Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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