I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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