I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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