would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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