At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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