and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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