Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i think i have two assholes
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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