508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Please, let me fuck your mom
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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