Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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