We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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