office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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