And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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