sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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