Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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