so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Welp...herpes.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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