opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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