do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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