Christians are straight up FREAKS
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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