when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
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And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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