yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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