haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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