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  • 43 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:30pm
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    They're people with needs just like us. What's so weird about your parents having sex? Unless the OP's parents are divorced. Or aren't having sex. Then it gets awkward.

  • 39 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:10pm
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    People who call fake like it matters should be skinned.

  • 43 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:57am
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    Notice how she's from Kentucky... ;D

  • 44 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:29pm
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    People who call "fake" just don't have any funny friends who would tell them this shit. It's pure jealousy.

  • 38 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:14pm
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    Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • 39 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:46pm
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    how in HELL do you manage to drop the clippers behind the bed?? wtf were you doing with them?

  • 36 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:54pm
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    this made me take a deep breath of horror.

  • 35 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:10pm
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    I live in the 502 . . This is kinda gross . Lol

  • 35 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:17am
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    I am sure there weren't hundreds there...but yeah that would be gross. I was looking for something in my parent's room once when I still lived at home and found lube and a cock ring. Also once stumbled across a list sitting on my living room table my mom made. The first thing on the list was "Have more sex" it made me shudder a little, but they are people too! I just don't want to know about it!

  • 33 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:16pm
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    At least he's protected

  • 33 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:35pm
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    Industrial size??? I've seen economy packs. You definitely won't see family packs of condoms.

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:20am
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    agreed. who ever calls this fake obviously has no funny friends or nothing funny happens to you

  • 35 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:49am
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    thats disgusting i hope you mean the condom wrappers...

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:55am
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    try putting this on fml...

  • 34 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:11pm
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    i dont think its fake i did the same thing and found a tube of ky jelly. and my mom told me they dont have sex anymore!

  • 33 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:40pm
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    I hope you're still in high school otherwise your just sad ...

  • 31 29
    Submitted by SweetSweetBacon on Mar 4, 11 at 1:58pm
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    Lol the graveyard of potential siblings.

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:41pm
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    This has happened to me!!! ten years old and i found out my dad was a whore

  • 29 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:43am
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    eeew.. throw that shit away.

  • 29 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:40pm
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    1:11 - your mom is a liar... or just good with her hands

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:54pm
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    does he yell "...and BOOM goes the dynamite" alot at night?

  • 31 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:01pm
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    How hard is it to throw a used condom in the trashcan??? Ewwww

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:28pm
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    12:46, I was thinking the same thing. Oh and why he/she would be clipping his/her nails ON the parents' bed. 1:11, why the Hell would you ask your mom if her and your dad were still having sex? That's gross. That's definitely something that doesn't need to be shared between parents and children - ever.

  • 25 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:45pm
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    sounds like the plight of a future nail bitter..

  • 29 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:43pm
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    Hey people. So I saw this on fml. Okay. Bye.

  • 17 18
    Submitted by b_wack on Jun 26, 11 at 7:49pm
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    Your dads a fucking slob...

  • 24 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:43am
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    This is nasty. Get your dad a maid for his birthday.

  • 21 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:03pm
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    this is obviously a fake text... if you believe this tripe then you are an idiot

  • 20 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:19am
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    wash your hands right now!!

  • 23 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:40pm
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    11:43 #2: Get him a maid? Judging from the amount of used condoms, he'd probably just have sex with her. This is terrifying, and I feel awful for you, OP.