Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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