Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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