you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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