His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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