Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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