People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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